Why do we pray?

Daddy!

Yes, Tiger!

Why do we pray to God?

Hmmm, we pray to thank him for whatever he does for us and also request him to make you smart.

But Daddy! I know I am smart and if you pray more, will I become even smarter than what I am?

Yes, Tiger.

No, Daddy - I know why you pray.

Why?

Because, you know I am smarter than you and you want to become smart like me!

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Wife or Mother!!

Daddy!

Yes, Tiger!

When I get married, will my wife love me?

Yes! I think she should.

But, Daddy, what if she loves only my kid and not me?

No...No... She will love you too!

Daddy!!! You don't understand. She is not going to love me, she is going to love only my kid - look at Mamma, She just loves me!

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Why do people go to office?

Daddy!

Yes, Tiger!

When I become big like you, do I have to go to office?

Yes, Tiger!

But, Daddy - I want to open my own office.

Ok. And then?

Then, I will invite people to work and tell them that you should come and work in my office so you can have a great time and your kids will not disturb you!

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